Introduction to Back-dimensional

This not really a poem as such its more a satirical take on advert for a rave heard on a underground radio station, except this rave happens to be happening in a parallel back- dimension. When reading imagine a loud London accent shouting this poem with drum and bass music playing in the background.

Back-dimensional.

This a public media radio wave frequency interference broadcast program.

Brought to you my Bach-splash productions. And the royal British glitch company.

The season is the time for dreaming, and the time for spending, and bending the festive preposterously, by spending the time of the month properly. The duty deities give their monthly gift to our pocketly accounts. And the Spendly fairy is watching, Legend has it we must rid the duty tainted papers before the next Stackmas eve.

No one wants to be a frugal freddy for Stackmas, a stingy little CoinClincher like Mr Filibuster in his crystal cobweb palace, so get your accrumency tokens and other valued assigned papers...

And come on down to back-dimensional...

Because we are bringing you a twelfth of your yearly dose of the duttiest and jolliest selection of this years bangers, stompers, pumpers, thumpers and jumpers, then swingers and boomers.

Of course you know what not to expect, and it is up to 5.5 rooms of pan-lateral activity across a range of types, systems, logics, timelines, genres and styles.

We have fully card accredited musics and non musics from a range of artists and research developers, all with blue certificates to prove it!

The night will be hosted by MC's rating up to the top 10 in mid Suffolk's PsyberGrime scene, and up to that level. Our five point five rooms will cater for everyone's audio-visual and trans-logical needs this Stackmas.

Get in! get in!

Like those with a keen interest In accrumency trading systems, Everyone's favourite economic meltdown comes from Inside the Glitch Coin Finance Room...

They'll invest in vinyl for your return, with heavy DJ Data Bass and MC info solutions slamming down with Regulations and Bit coin bullion.

Also doing well in the markets; Deep economy will take you through the second quarter followed by The Traderz and Stok-Xchange, easing you quantitatively through to the third quarter with Haven of taxxx, DJ Bondz and MC coinage and the Private Bank of Nation.

Following hard, and cruising into the end of the tax year comes Dividends, Contakt-less and Payment twin.

Finally, the real crunch comes when Ripe biometric thumb goes chip to pin with Snared Accounts and Finance pusher. So Bring cards, cash and bullion and cos there will be a financial crash and you'll be gurning all the way to next pension crisis!

"Back dimensional man"

This months new room is going to blow your mind, and your minds dick!

Brought to by Glitch field databent valley's pioneering programmers; BlindScape Evangelatine, comes the Triptonics Centre. From it comes free thinking and latter lateral, all washed down with over 25 types of trans-delic drips and bunny munk goat ragers.

New ideas will be pumping out of the best newly imagined mouths. With the most theoretical MCs and the phatest philisohical drop bots all scientifically proven to be the best. One thing all these thinkers agree on is that Heavy dialectics will be pounding out their new baseline phycology into new dimensions of reality and time. Open society has changed their sound is now playing with us, and obliviously the Time code junkies. They will be switching timelines and machines modular mindedley, live inside you. Not only that also after 10 long and short metric years Polly Logic has reformulated and will perform a both a plurality truths and the falsetto of falsities. It will be a distance from the preluding dissonant dystopia. The event will all supported by new logics, realities and dimensions.

"Yeah man that's so Bach-dimensional"

The third room is an old favourite of ours from the guys at Pooo Soundz.

They bring you The Lavatory. It will feature the best party poopers from Berlin Nappy-techno excavators; Die Shit and Crapstein back to back with Arse-nik and the Bowel Drop Floaters.

Coming from the ShitStorm sound system with brown-bass technology that will literally resonate the gates your dump-piece, so either stay in the one our VIP cubicles with oak fibre toilet paper or where one the designer diapers from our wide selection available at the bar...Cos when the bass drops your ring pops.

Special guest star Colon Bowel is this years stinkiest fecal-step and toilet bass producer on Phlush Records. He gives a exclusive babble on his up and coming release "Corn of the Plop" and his return to the ShitStorm sound system at bach-dimensional.

"Last Months back-dee was good, but I want the air full of methane tonight because theirs an explosion about to happen and its coming from all of us."

Nine out ten wipers say our papers are the best and our diapers are supplied exclusively by brands Like PooGo Boss or Botty Hillfinger. Don't forget to stay clean when partying and wipe up after each use.

"That's Back-dimensional"

For those who want for something heavier, heavy than rat hole hangover.

This months quad core gabba-blat room comes from the our very own Mandelbrot theatre and features avant garde triple geometric neo-experimental jungle folkcore techno with Dj Dali and mc Escher and the pre pre reaphealites. You surely will measure position and momentum in the crowd when that HeisenenBurger King tears both of your souls into all 10 dimensions and meat proteins. All done with his quantum fried drum machine. It can cook rhythms that act as 3d printers that can actually synthesise you a new pair of ears. Not only that but for the first and last time our archangel Telsa will play his dark energy synth which uses anti neutrinos to sequence melodies made with tan and arcsine waveforms. Please bring brain plugs because your consciousness could be cracked without due snare and attention additives and we except no repressibility for fragmented souls or split personas.

"Wow that's back dimensional"

For those with a taste for something well... tastier, Lastly and definitely most yeastly,

We have the Moshers Oven to cater for you and your catering company, with the best in culinary metal and Gastro-rock kitchen anthems. We have The Seitan Worshiping Vegans supporting the tastiest band in bakers sponge-core metal Black Forest gateau. They will be moshing eggs and beating heads, all in the pudding fist sponsored Victoria grunge stage. The Bowls are souped up and ready for Stock-Stock and will be both assaulting and seasoning your ears with bullet peppering riffs of chomp-thrusting hardcore boiled moist and slash bakery, that is barely edible and ready to grind down like a baby tooth molar. The Great Bested Cake-Off will be presenting the whole evening singing The event is what we make, and surely It's the icing on the... evening."

Of course Bring baked goods including yourself...

And there's Gluten-free mosh suits available at bar.

" Totally Bach-dimensional."

At the end the night or If your get bored or want to relax, why not try out our empty space deprivation chambers and our cosmic retirement coffins readied and available in the ontological pension bay.

Or you could try the new instant chemical enlightenment injections available at all exit areas.

Remember it Stackmas day this month and every month.

That's why we are alive, that's why we go to Bach-dimensional.

Tickets available on stockdeath, ripit-tickit , offerbunny and other accrumency trading websites. Only accessible via the dry web. So remember to wipe down your computers wet data script with a electrostatic micro fibre application.

Discounts offered to the Gods as sacrifice or to member ship holders, droppers or sailers.

Remember.

Term and conditions void, please bring dystopian state registered avatars and/or surrogates, proof of prime number and unique trigonometric identity card.

Over 18's get in free with a pre paid ticket.

And over 5000's get in with genuine Stone Age tablets.

Exclusions a necessity and substances provided.

Please come by choice or by bus, anyone found forced walking in will be turned down at the door.

Persons caught with understanding or similar illusions will be remove from the premises's Julie.

Get in! Get in!

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