Cos I'm a twat

Graffiti up the Mona Lisa,

Smashing over the leaning tower of Pisa.

Wipe my arse on the Turin Shroud,

Sending out a CO2 pollutant cloud.

Microwave the ice caps,

Putting out my tiger traps.

Burn down all the Amazon trees,

Then wipe out the last pollinating bees.

Weigh down Venice in its mud,

Shoot a cute bunny like Elma fud.

Crush a littles kittens spine,

Tell your mum she's looking fine.

Everything that you thinks nice,

I do my best to sacrifice.

I'll wipe out Pandas from the Earth.

I'll sow up all eyelids straight from birth.

Destroy the sun and end the day,

Send a badaman black hole to the Milky Way.

Firing nukes at beautiful galactic systems,

Flushing out life through a toxic cistern.

I'll Piss on every sacred text,

Arseflex and fart on literature next.

Wipe all brains of all words,

Send out a fleet of turds

To pollute the universe, with a smelly stinking shite.

I'll destroy what's left, and then what's right.

The ill Smash the universe and all matter,

Pop logic and watch it splatter.

I'll lay in a vacuum after that,

And smile to infinity, cos I'm a twat.

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