Factory of Fun — Sidemuncher

Bunny Munk and Fungly’s Factory of fun.

This is the factory of Bunny Munk & Fungly.

And the terrain does look rather jungly.

That's because it's a crafters lab in a hyper cube.

Around it you can travel in a parcel tube.

Hidden here are new products made for you to test,

Digital, chemical, and the rest.

When it comes to research we are the best,

You're welcome to try some, so be our guest.

We have in our garden growin',

A new range of plants worth knowing.

They are worthy of showing,

And keep our business flowing.

Homemade artisan compounds, lovingly engineered.

Containing chemical truths, quite literally neared.

So that's what we do at this place,

And as a team, we hold face.

We must create, and we must replace.

Because we are but a dying race.

Sadly we must work in hidden defiance,

In the centre of the most mind altering science.

Remember… A curious brain, one of course must bring.

But we must mention, just one important thing.

The fruit of the locked garden is forbidden

And sorry, the reasons why must be hidden.

But many other things; more nuts await,

So get down to the sacred grove with haste.

Past the cage of the four headed giraffe

You know you're there 'cause you will chuckle a lot

When you see above a flying ocelot.

In the grove you will meet a lab magician with a pink cloak.

Metal Goth skin boots, and breath of smoke.

A gas mantis mask will obscure their faces

Because they are two people in the exact same spaces.

They are the parents of the ticket giver to whom you spoke.

They lit up MY bonds and had a smoke.

They listened to noise and watched TV static.

It got them nihilised, empty and chemically erratic.

A fractal tear falls from their lab mantis eye,

They must pass on the factory before they die.

Because they no longer want to work you see,

But there's no one around to carry on this legacy.

To them a secret revelation occurred,

It was an idea most absurd.

They heard about this Schrödinger guy.

To get him to the lab they must try

To make an of er which would make him delighted.

It was the role of apprentice they invited!

Now come!

Here we want only the most open mind.

The truth of the divine, here to uncover and find.

So if you need a new career, then this be the place.

We know you're a superstar apprenticeship ace.

Come learn with us because you're the Chosen One.

This is Bunny Munk & Fungly's factory of fun."