Food and think, issue psi.

Dungle lands least realistic place to eat for under 5 plank resource units

My stomach Gate opened up to me

It burped of a daintley little food-munchery down Butwastead Skreeth

called the Blottoman Squallows.

Its got 17 crystals the in gastrodynamic tri quartely handout.

And is the only place that serves “Keith and brown” standard neuro cuisine this side of Goninghamshire a West Beat-Lesstry district area

So I decided to bring myself go.

Twas a quite a Physical place The Air came ready musted.

On my arrival a fresh table porter to carry us and piggyback himself

to an available munch cubical.

ahead On table, Glaring the glaze off my eyes was rigid card of text.

The Glyphs radiated some meaning and

This Menu definely belched gastrology, and clusterbombed my retinas horizontally.

Scanning the novalty selection I thought I'd ask for a little Guidance.

After a couple of guidances. I decided I needed help with my choice of food.

Which was dutifully offered by the bird like arch-spoon waiter

Who glareholed me mind deep when I cluck clucked him over.

I said to them politely “hello bubzy”

I told him I was an interjectarian and my left gut was intolerant of the right and I didn't eat anything made of grey matter for moral reasons.

It looked at me and replied monologisly.

‘the replicative eater would surely like today's novelty of

Generated kidney of mind altered ostrich,

brainwashed in time wasted bellows,

genously aquainted with Thought provoked Lime basted buzzard loin

minister speed battered in long mile oil.

Served foolishly with Escapade of wilted hazed rocket blasters, Extracted memories of fish anecdotes And Brought up with brothers of lemon and partially related oyster

Twice finished with a sinister dusting of gossamer powder particles and entropy

That all sounded Goime but I had to remind him that I I wouldn't eat any thing that's transmogrified or theologically recovered, so the genereated kidney was off the cards.

Could I offer the blottoman side stew special, which consists of

Front Vice style conscripted Flattered compliments of slick binedump fallacies

Forge moulded bi-extrementily for cross feature nano collected

Festive occourance location flat pepper.

Then Denied by Coin lustered oxford donkey mole

and twice introduced to Granular triple moulded bell tops

before being Entrusted with dark knowledge choco-releases

comedicaly Sleep deprived in seven oak year cells.

then semi-aggravated with Crumpled

mushroom shadow gleered gamma ray steak.

Or the cubic sectionarian selection offers

Massaged flick of brown eshers fish bird. Bumped fresh and clumsily into by

Flipside of bare crusted vine fish salad

and slowly arty-Choked on Fermented bommy flower chowder

with a drip of deery deery me sauce, Dry powder an new cinnamon theatre performance

And

Freshly resurrected our local butchers graverie there is

Ripe Plumb splattered Pair of great bit smuttlets

hastiliy introduced to flattered compliment of dihonest ramble Chatter

seedilily protected from Lazer fist onion pigment.

I had to interrupt. Didn't i say I don't eat grey matter.

I wasn't into bitter and seedy food I'll just chose the lime basted buzzard loins as preliminary and gamma for main.

For pudding I chose multi scopic desert tracker platter.

Which had best tried attempts of moleculer ensnareded radishes

speed dated across temporal galaxy pudding.

With a front back and side of blind slow pumped true back-squashes

carefully inter-developed separately with no fox hated bolly doubles

And Slapped sweetly between a bomb de la fruit arsenal of green banana artillery

Overall the experience was regretfully disappointing, the lime basted buzzard loins tasted too realistic and my gamma ray steak was had to many low frequencies left in it , even though I asked for it pure polarised. The blottoman swallows tries to be up there Keith standard of gastrology and fails dismally,

I won't be going there again unless I get stuck in time loop.

4 crystals for appearance

3 crystals for service.

9 crystals for multi-autominousness

2.27 crystals for quality and engineering

2 gold coins for jolliness

And half a token of appreciation

One word review: disapointlery