Mechanically recovered wisdom

Beauty is the eye of the beholder

Honey is the hand of the bee-holder

The first straw enslaved the camel

the last straw broke the camels back.

A bad workman blames their tools

A quick workman thanks them.

Money makes the world go round....backwards

No news is good news.

Real news is not on the news

The world is built on the labors of fools and horses

Silence is golden and correctly chosen words are platinum.

If Variety is the spice of life

Choice is the herb of freewill.

Season you year with autumn, winter , summer and spring onions