Poems about nothing.

Poems are usually about stuff, these ones are about nothing.

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Educated Nothing

Studies have lead to the speculated progression of

data on information gathered from findings

on the development of knowledge collected from

discoveries leading from the results of an analysis into

topics that proceeded from the conclusion

that highlighted statistics

which in turn created an understanding of

events related to the actions

sourced from reports into

issues that involved insights into

resources used to ascertain and underpin a deduction into

the concluded calculations previously highlighted.

Un-educated Nothing

To be fair

he said

not being funny

I was like ..

to be honest

trust me

and stuff.

you get me

Then i turned and round and said

with all due respect

at the end of the day when its all said and done

im not gonna lie to you.

you know what I mean.

I dont know

you know,

Legal Nothing

It is often the case

That it is clearly, worth pointing out that

at this point in time

in my opinion,

it is not an unjustifiable assumption that

it may, however, be noted,

despite the fact that

the event that accounted for

prior to the present moment

with regards to

the consequence of

the connection with

conditions that are such that

in the event that

by means of a basis of reasoning that

in all cases accounted for

that the fact of the matter

at this current moment

the capability of

the of the possible causes is accounted for.

Polite Nothing

Excuse me

Just a moment

I hope I didnt bother you,

Can I just ask if you dont mind

If I could just say

That I regret to inform you that

I didn’t realise that I was butting in

How thoughtless of me.

Do you mind if I finish

If I may

As I was just saying

I'm sorry to have to interrupt

So Please accept my sincerest apologies.

Silly me.

Modern Nothing

Oh my god!

You need to hear this,

This just between us

I swear my life

this guy I know was like...

to my friend.

I was just saying,

It was blatantly, just tooo random, to say the least.

Totally, like what the fuck...no,

obviously, not cool,

don’t be that guy.

Thats literally, like, soo...

Then I was a bit like “meh”

Actually, me-thinks, YOLO, yo!

That being said and all that,

amazingly,

my other friend was like “oh really, lol',

thats like next level unreal.

wow, just wow.”

Then I was like, yeah,

Epic.

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